Ten signs you’re totally addicted to masturbation
1. You think about cock all the time.
2. You can’t keep your hands off your penis; you’re either jerking off, groping or fondling yourself. Constantly.
3. You’re always looking at porn. Extra points if you’re looking exclusively at penises and jerk off videos.
4. You don’t wear clothes around the house any more.
5. You spend all your time at home, alone.
6. Your hands and cock are always greasy.
7. You jerk off thinking about the next time you’re going to jerk off.
8. You jerk off worrying about how much you’re jerking off.
9. You just want to jerk off more and more. No matter how much time you spend doing it, you want to do it more.
10. You hit goon mode when masturbating within 15 minutes.
I’m absolutely addicted to masturbating 🤣
I DISAGREE WITH #8 THOUGH - I DON’T WORRY ABOUT HOW MUCH I’M JERKING.
check, check, check, check – every single one of them applies to me. especially #3 – penis porn is my absolute favorite. also, #7 – i always have a ‘date’ set with my penis. #8 – i’m cool with how much i masturbate (a LOT), but i also get off on fake worrying about it. lifelong habit. penis always rules. so yep, looks like i’m definitely a totally addicted solosexual penis masturbator.