“• Masturbation : a gift to yourself.
• Edging : a bonding experience with your cock.
• Gooning : an introspective experience into your masculinity.”
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I’ve decided to expand on the descriptions above “just a bit” lol - I agree with them but think there is much more meat on the bone worth putting out there. And so here is my take…in just one or two words ;)
• Masturbation : a duty and responsibility to pleasure yourself, always - a biological need that is indisputably normal, proper, male, and beautiful; it is not ‘beating off’. It’s embracing maleness and pleasure - for which there is no legitimate argument against.
• Edging : the hopeful (albeit far too rare) realization in men that cock can, if you just allow it to, provide almost endless masturbatory sexual pleasure…but when and only when you also accept, embrace, and commit to zealously seek that penis pleasure. Edging is a beautiful gift to those selectmen who have reached a point where mere masturbation transcends beyond simple desire and horniness, and becomes a chronic compulsion to masturbate and edge penis, to look at porn, to engage other masturbators, to expose your erection proudly and no longer ‘beat off’ in shame. Masturbating is something men do because we need to, we have to - whether its dedicated mastubation or a cheap realtively worthless ‘beat off.’ Edging is something some men do because they let themselves enjoy the ride, and the ride becomes a habit, and the habit become self perpetuating. The more you edge, the more you want to edge, and the more you let yourself edge, the more you again will want to edge. And it’s always good and, but sadly very rarely experienced or embraced by men - overall. Bators love edging - but we’re a tiny slice of the male pie…its actually quite sad in my view.
• Gooning : True gooning is an involuntary, in many ways unsettling and often disturbing intense state of involuntary cock pleasure that (some) males experience when they become wholly consumed and controlled, body and mind, by intense penile solosexual arousal. Gooning is frank florid penis arousal and masturbation at levels that very, very few men ever experience. Edging doing a line of coke; gooning is to diving - or rather being pushed - into an olympic pool filled with pure heroin.
The heroin guy who “ODs” is at the complete mercy of the drug - he is not in control of his actions or behaviors. The masturbator who becomes stoopidly gooned, in a parallel respect, is at the complete mercy of male lust…of his cock…mercy of his cock; fueled by his raging lust for anything penis, sex, arousal, debauchery. And more. He is a nuclear reactor where the lead control rods have been yanked out - the goon is an emotional and penile cascade that’s gone critical. He becomes a manifestation of his lust, one with his cock. He becomes a glorious victim to it. And he is blessed for it.
Gooning isn’t - in its true form, something a masturbator ‘decides’ to do or has much power over, other than initiating masturbation. Intense bators can, and do, ’get goony’ often - it is sort of Edging+. And absolutely wonderful.
But the GOON is a point where male lust takes over quite out of ones control. Sure, the heroin OD guy chooses to take the substance, to get high and feel good - but the drug is what takes over and strips him of his effective autonomy. He could want nothing more than to get high as fuck, but if he injects saline thinking it is heroin, he can wish all he wants - he’ll still never leave terra firma.
And so it is with the gooning, a masturbator might seek to goon, or crave it, but it’s not really up to him…a gooned state of masturbation will conquer the bator on its own - or maybe not at all. It might be for 5 seconds or 5 minutes.
A bator doesn’t control the goon, a goon controls the bator.
It sweeps over, it possesses, it fucks a bator up and can scare the fuck out of him. And if the bator falls victim to gooning, he’s blessed to be so victimized. It will annihilate and destroy any control he has over his masturbation and orgasm, over his penis, often over his ability to even talk or be cognitively coherent. In the end, the goon leaves him barely able to function for a spell. If you goon, you’ve achieved such intense penis bliss - that you’ll in some ways be left unsettled or even scared that a goon might happen again some day and again rob you of self autonomy. Yet you will probably crave that it does. Because gooning isn’t mere masturbating, or edging - it’s literally existing, however briefly and beyond your control, in a fantasia of intoxicating male pleasure the likes of which are simply impossible to describe.
Justice Stewart of the Warren court wrote a short but ultimately historic concurrence in a 1960s landmark case regarding pornography as it related to free speech. He wrote that while it’s difficult if not impossible to define what ‘obscene’ material is, “I know it when I see it.” Which of course, defined it perfectly.
And so it is with gooning. I’ve written far too much and still not made a dent in effectively describing what gooning is. But rest assured, if you do GOON, you’ll know it when you feel it.
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Truth!
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