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solosexpenismasturbator

my penis always wants more penising. he’s well-masturbated. all us bators have to give penis what penis wants. more stroking. are we masturbating enough? doubt it.

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melbournebator-deactivated20181
melbournebator:
“What does it mean to live the bator life? It means firstly that your dick is hard a lot. More so than other men who pursue sex. We edge and prolong arousal. We encourage and we welcome our boners. For bators sex is quite literally...
melbournebator

What does it mean to live the bator life? It means firstly that your dick is hard a lot. More so than other men who pursue sex. We edge and prolong arousal. We encourage and we welcome our boners. For bators sex is quite literally within reach. So to live a bator life means to be autonomous. Bators are proud men. We display and brag about the sex we have solo. We confess to each other how in love we are with our dicks. We boast how long we edged. We share how good it feels. Bators don’t bate in spare time. To live the bator life means to devote time to bate. Find and make time. A bator’s life is measured by the amount of satisfaction he makes himself. By the amount of bliss he self-generates. How much pleasure he drives home to himself. A bator’s temple is the edge. A bator’s religion is palming his rod. Turn it up. A bator is happy his right arm is bigger than his left. When a bator squirts a load he smiles and gets onto the next one. A bator knows that all men bate but that he and his bator bros do it best. A bator doesn’t give a shit if you’ve got a problem with him. He doesn’t care if you think what he does is wrong. A bator knows that’s your shit to get over. And a bator hopes you do because a bator thinks most of the world’s problems would be cured if everyone just bated more. To live a bator life is to say jack to that, this is what it’s about. Bators are happy men. Bators spread our hairy legs and gaze lovingly upon our hard dicks bated by our fist. We think this is it, this is the measure of our lives.

solosexpenismasturbator

you’ve written here the Bator’s Manifesto in brief – a recognition of the glory of our solosexual, penis-oriented, joyful, and endlessly fascinating infatuation and obsession with the phallus that sits between our legs. penis is always available, unfailingly tempting us, completely ready to respond with turgid delight to the touch of our own hand. for hours & hours, or for a short while. every touch is damn hot! solosexual masturbation, as an act and even as a phrase, carries so much depth, so much power, so much that is 100% solitary yet profoundly connected to every other male in the world. my bator life, already lifelong and deeply masturbatory, has heightened through reading your frank and reveletory postings, stroking my penis to your photos and connecting my own auto-erotic obsession to that of yours and the other bators who post comments here. yes, bators are happy men. yes, bators are fucking proud. and we all have to continually ask ourselves: are we masturbating enough? i know you’d reply “no, more masturbation is required.” you’ve helped me change, grow, and become even more fascinated by the reality of being a masturbator. thank you! i refuse to change for anyone, and in increasingly, i don’t fucking care who knows.

batetalk

the addiction & the lifestyle (from my bateworld blog)

batetalk

 This morning, I woke up playing with my hard cock. I spent the next two hours playing with myself while browsing Bateword, reading JackinChat posts, surfing through a few Tumblr blogs and having a fantasy or two about male masturbation. I jacked off and shot my load into my cum rag. It’s been a couple of hours since I shot off and I’ve been playing with myself while reading the news and watching an episode of a television program. Now, I am here, back at my computer. I’ve been fondling myself, and I want to jack off again.

My screenname explains exactly what I am. And I know that sometimes the word addict is used as a turn on and some feel that it’s a more negative description. I leave everyone to their own beliefs. Having the word ‘addict’ in my screenname is something I feel strongly about in presenting myself to the brothers here on Batweorld. It is because I am a jack off addict - and that is hot to think about while on my journey to understanding me and masturbation.

Since discovering the deep and beautiful love I have for masturbating, I would indulge in partnered sex if the opportunity came up or during my slut period when I lived in San Francisco. A few years ago, I decided to focus my sex life on masturbation. It was because I love to masturbate and just don’t have any luck in any partnered situation. When my love for masturbation deepend, I boughts books like ‘The Joy of Solo Sex’ and “Men Loving Themselves’ and focused my porn watching on jerk off videos. Anything having to do with male masturbation was purchased or hunted for on the internet. The very idea and act of masturbation was as much a turn on to me than partnered sex. I subscribed to a small zine called JOX that was for guys who were really into masturbation. That was a golden find for me because, still, most men although admitting to masturbating still thought that it was secondary. Reading JOX made my dick so hard, knowing there were other men into male masturbation…I mean, really into it!! The tagline under the title read: 'The magazine for guys seriously into jackoff!’ It was rare if I found erotic fiction focused on male masturbation. 'Wank: The Tapes’ by Lars Eighner was also a golden find. I wrote some stories of my own. I tried to write a journal, but still could not quite put into words how I actually felt about masturbation.

Now, I think I do know how I actually do feel about masturbation. My journey is still ongoing, and I want to share the past few years with you.

On average, I always masturbated 3 or 4 times a day. Over the past few years, i have kind of dropped to twice a day with a rare third. I think that is because I spend more time looking at pictures and videos depicting male masturbation and playing with my cock. Where a session in the past could easily be anywhere from a quickie in the shower before work to an hour and a half of glorious stroking to orgasm, they are now maybe 3 or 4 hours of soaking myself in pictures and videos and BW profiles and blogs and other sites that share the theme of male masturbation. I could not get enough. I would get a funny feeling in the pit of my stomach and a thrilling feeling in my dick when I thought of porn and masturbation and men who love to jack off to porn. I started working a couple of office jobs in addition to my bar job and, slowly, I drifted into a life that involved four things: work, eat, sleep and masturbation. I kept very few social obligations, and, even then, all I could think about was my dick. I didn’t have friends over. I got behind on movies and television shows and books and projects. My house was a mess. I washed dishes if I needed them, I did laundry when I needed something to wear to work, mail and bottles and empty food containers littered my place along with clothes. My cum rag rested at the foot of my desk all day and every day. For my days off, I would make plans to do domestic chores and get out into the world, but I would always end up spending the day masturbating and playing with my dick. I’d play with my dick while eating or watching something on tv between jack off sessions. I would play with myself while walking through my house. My cock and masturbation were always on my mind and I would get frustrated when I would have to go to work instead of staying at home lost in masturbation. I ignored my bills until a notice would show up. One day I looked around and discovered how I had been living for two years and I did not like it. I needed to return to the person I was before my wonderful descent into what I think is called the batehole. I had to make some changes in my life, but I did not want to give up jacking off. So, I started to think.

I was spending so much time during a session because my routine had become stagnant and it took longer to get erections. I loved playing with my soft or semi-hard cock, but I could not maintain an erection during huffs off the brown bottle or in between videos. If I got an erection while I was lounging between jack off sessions, I would just play with myself. I would go back to my computer for another session, and my hard on would come and go. So, I had to find a way to trim 3 or 4 hours down to two hour or ninety minutes. Another thing I thought of was that I had exhaused my findings of men writing about masturbation. Unless a new entry or comment had been made somewhere, I had read and re-read everything I could find involving masturabtion writing. I would have fantasies about male masturbation and they have kept me hard, so I decided to concentrate on my fantasies because they kept me hard and would cause me to ejaculate.

While organizing my masturbation life, I decided to get back into the world. I started to invite friends and co-workers over for dinner; this gave me the initiative to clean my place up and air it out. Yeah, my place smelled like cock, balls and cum. I practiced the reward system where I would reward myself with a nice masturbation session if I had gotten up out of bed on my day off and cleaned the bathroom while doing a couple of loads of laundry or some varying degrees of domestic chores and social obligations. I decided to teach myself Roman cooking, return to the writing and photography/filmmaking projects I let go of.

While I started to turn my life around, I discovered how I actually felt about masturbation: it is something that I truly love. I love to think about it, I love to read about it, I love to watch men get into it and I love that it occupies my mind and makes me feel every movement of my cock. It makes me feel proud to be a man. I found that I became more and more open about masturbation. All of my friends know that I love to jack off, but they don’t know just how deep that love goes. A few people know about my masturbation fetish, but no one knows how out of control I got. One of my friends has always bugged me about not having a boyfriend. Last year I visited him and when he started to bug me again about not having boyfriends, I took his iPad, logged onto Bateworld and showed him my profile. It was then that I had become comfortable using solosexual to describe my sexuality. I have let it be known that I do not seek sex with others or want a relationship…well, unless I get real lucky and meet someone and find out that he is just as into masturbation as I am.

Anyway, I got my house cleaned and found myself getting out of the house to run errands and have fun with my friends. And while I was out doing such things, I found that I really get turned on feeling my cock while I freeball and thinking about masturbation. It’s kind of like playing with myself. I sometimes wonder if I am the only guy on the bus or on the street corner or in the store that is thinking about his dick and jacking off. Good fantasies do come of this sort of dick play and I can carry it as far as I want when I get home and get to stroking my cock. Life was good, not only because I found a balance to everyday living and masturbating but because I know how I feel about masturbation. And then came May of this year…

I relapsed. I shut myself back in my house and would spend all my time off masturbating. I was not as bad as before, as I kept up on some social engagements and kept my bills paid. But my house again got messy. I thought it was a good way to celebrate Masturbation Month. I thought that on June 1st, I would get up and get back to keeping a clean house and laundry washed and folded…but that didn’t happen. A new crusty cum rag was on the floor next to my desk. My relapse lasted to the end of July. Yet, I’m not beating myself up about tripping up. I had a good time. And I think that it helped me to try to be more open in other areas of my masturbation, such as being more receptive to chat invitations in order to meet more solosexuals like myself. I’m taking baby steps.

I’m thinking that my time spent in the batehole and my relapse was sort of something I had to experience in accepting my solosexuality and devotion to jacking off. Maybe those years of addiction and then changing things up was a way to think about what a masturbation lifestyle could be. I don’t think of having a masturbation lifestyle as laying around your place and masturbating all the time. I think that there is a masturbation culture slowly building itself in this world, a culture where solosexuals are friends with other solosexuals and not only on a sexual level. True friends, not just bourne of the male bonding aspect of masturbation. We already have Bateworld, and what if there is more?

Now that I’m recovering from my relapse, I find that even though I still masturbate everyday and keep my house neat I use one of my off days to dedicate to playing with my dick and jacking off - like today. And I still use the reward system from time to time even though I have focus on living a fuller life. I use it to keep me in check.

Man, I love masturbating and masturbation so fucking much!! All of my fantasies are all about hardcore jack off addicts - men who can’t stop thinking about and touching their dicks; men who get satisfaction only from jacking off and not mutual masturbation or frottage; men who get off on masturbation. It’s what really turns me on!

I’ve been playing with myself the whole time I’d been writing this down, so I’m going to go spend some more time with my dick. Thanks for reading and I invite comments.

solosexpenismasturbator

thank you, masturbator, for this incredible exposition of who we are as deeply addicted, true solosexuals. every part of your history is so much like my own, a lifelong journey towards total self acceptance, not only as a masturbator, but as a true, deep solosexual, someone who, like you, can readily descend deep into the batehole. living the dark, degenerate, focused life of a solosexual, stroking up & down, up & down, up & down, avidly consuming pornography and XXX pix, wallowing in the excitement, joy, and total consumption of addictive masturbation. loving myself completely through engagement with my own penis. totally on the same page as you. your essay should be disseminated and studied by all that love masturbation: masturbation that always leads to yet more masturbation. we are the luckiest men in the world, us few, us proud, us devoted penis solosexual masturbators.

melbournebator-deactivated20181
melbournebator:
“ AUTONOMOUS NON-ANONYMOUS…
If you’re coming to the concept of autoromance for the first time, hopefully this might illuminate a little. I am an automatic guy. What does that mean? It means I have romantic feelings towards myself....
melbournebator

AUTONOMOUS NON-ANONYMOUS…

If you’re coming to the concept of autoromance for the first time, hopefully this might illuminate a little. I am an automatic guy. What does that mean? It means I have romantic feelings towards myself. That encompasses sexual, love, safety and security, dependence, independence, joy, fun, care, support… all the values attributed to partnered relationships, I pour in and glean from myself. Foreign though it may be as a concept to you, it’s actually rather simple. Take everything you consider to be true of relationships and the point of them, and turn them inward, that’s me!

I guess it goes against a lot of societal preconditioning that we need to partner in order to find fulfilment. Of course, I don’t deny anyone the need and fulfilment of that. I am different. I recognise that. I am simply asking to be considered as a legitimate, loving, fully functional man.

If love is the measure of our lives, who is to say that the object of love cannot be yourself? People go immediately to concepts of narcissism, which of course are pejorative. However, let me say that I firmly believe I am a better, more open and loving, caring and supporting friend, employee, family member, citizen and a more respectful walker on the earth for all the love I pour into myself.

Self love comes in many forms. If you come upon an autoromantic person, perhaps you will be less inclined to make a joke of them or to think them selfish or sociopathic. I hope so.

Saying I am in a relationship with myself is new. I feel like I consciously began dating myself earlier this year. However, being autoromantic was always there. Self-preservation and care goes right back to my early teens. I’ve always wanted someone to love and someone to love me. I have found it within! That feeling of getting a cuddle from someone you love, I have that. That’s what being autoromantic is.

And just as a relationship between two people needs work, so does my relationship with myself. I can turn away from myself sometimes. I can close off. I can also reach out and surprise myself, make myself feel safe and supported, and bring myself joy.

If you have autoromantic feelings, don’t be anonymous. Your love is legitimate.

solosexpenismasturbator

your love for yourself, expressed autoromantically, is completely legitimate and you deserve all the support that we can give you. i too understand the intense role that my penis plays in my own self-love. i honor him through touch and stroking, he honors me through deep confirmation of my worth and value. it’s truly symbiotic. there is so much that extended, purposeful penis masturbation gives us both. you’ve mentioned before here that you married your penis many years ago. the growth you’re now expressing here makes perfect sense. may your autoromantic love continue to grow & florish!

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Bate House Conversation with bategrunt28

masterbator45

Discussing the house rules of the Batehouse with bategrunt on Bate World  IM. Living in a bate house has been a long-time fantasy of mine, and one is which I want to become a reality.  

bategrunt28:  Your suggestions for bate house rules are fantastic, brother. I too yearn to exist within one, outside world blocked out, windows covered with black curtains, perhaps even bricked over. Multiple deadbolt locks over each exit. And within, a dozen edgers devoted to uncummed masturbation losing their minds. (9:19 PM)
18th October, 2017:

Me:  The ultimate goal of the house is for each of the chronic addicted masturbators to be weened off porn and be fueled off all the visuals of the other bators stroking cock, grunting, groaning, gooning, and mansmells (3:50 AM)
bategrunt28:  The neurotic, frenzied pleasure centers of our brains become wired towards the house itself – and porn no longer. Given that environment, wed no longer need porn. We would truly be where we belong for the first time in our lives. Cult-like, with rules, regulations, perhaps far stricter than those you outlined. Happy in our imprisonment. The air thick with sweat, mansmell, testosterone – stale and thick, oppressive. Edge. Edge. Edge. (7:07 AM)
19th October, 2017:

Me:  Yes, rules will be more strict than normal, civilian life.  One rule that is most important and was left out is that the house member MUST masturbate at all times while awake.  The only exception to that rule is no masturbation required if eating, showering or pissing/shitting.  And if you are helping out another masturbator, in terms of milking him, or helping him with masturbation toys. (3:14 AM)
bategrunt28:  Indeed. Constant masturbation as a rule during waking hours (with some exceptions) may be required. Military-like discipline will be instilled within all members. A great degree of autonomy will be lost by joining the house, but we have desired that regardless. (3:46 AM)
bategrunt28:  United in our submission. (3:52 AM)
Me:  at one with PENIS (4:04 AM)
bategrunt28:  YES. One with PENIS. I am on day four of uncummed edging in my goal to be united with PENIS. (4:05 AM)
bategrunt28:  As the house will be. As we all will be. (4:06 AM)
Me:  Im on day 12 uncummed (4:06 AM)
Me:  lets carry this forward, together (4:06 AM)
bategrunt28:  Yes. It is time. Let us remain uncummed. And further explore the ultimate, oppressive bate house. (4:07 AM)
Me:  Yes, you will remain uncummed in the bate house (4:09 AM)
Me:  and when your PENIS leaks, and it will leak alot (4:09 AM)
Me:  I will direct one house member, at my choosing, to  lap up your leakage (4:10 AM)
Me:  and then direct that house member, to feed it back to you (4:10 AM)
Me:  you must fuel your bate with your own leakage (4:10 AM)
bategrunt28:  Excellent ideas. Some sort of collection mechanism for the leakage of the males who have willfully imprisoned themselves in the bate house. (4:11 AM)
bategrunt28:  Ejaculations forbidden – this is certain. (4:11 AM)
Me:  there will be times when a member accidentally ejaculates (4:12 AM)
Me:  and in those cases, the member must direct his spewing sperm on the floor, walls or furniture (4:12 AM)
Me:  AND it will not be cleaned up (4:12 AM)
Me:  the member who sperms accidentally will be directed, by me, to service the other house members until he is ready to start back up with his masturbation (4:13 AM)
bategrunt28:  Superb. The spartan surroundings of the bate house caked with ejaculate in the rare event a PENIS is permitted to cum to completion. (4:13 AM)
bategrunt28:  He may require a remedial period in some sort of chastity – a buzzing device, teasing him to the edge of completion, then easing off. (4:14 AM)
bategrunt28:  Before he can again join us in constant EDGING. (4:14 AM)
Me:  he would be strapped with an e-stim that has a remote control operated by me (4:15 AM)
Me:  and he will be subservient to all members needs (4:15 AM)
Me:  if a member needs to be sounded, the servant will provide that service (4:16 AM)
Me:  if a member needs his prostate massage, the servant will be forced to oblige (4:16 AM)
bategrunt28:  All of these are fantastic ideas. E-stim and prostate stimulation may be constant features of the bate house. (4:17 AM)
bategrunt28:  Perhaps we should start at the beginning, and set the scene and world of the bate house from the outset. The environment, the rules, the nature of what it means to join. (4:17 AM)
bategrunt28:  I, for one, wish to withdraw from society. In order to further my devotion to PENIS. (4:19 AM)
Me:  yes, we should (4:19 AM)
Me:  yes, the house members will all withdraw from society and the societal norms (4:19 AM)
Me:  our family and friends will think we are in a cult (4:20 AM)
bategrunt28:  YES. Precisely. Entry into the bate house should coincide with exit from social obligations – no friends, and no family. (4:20 AM)
Me:  Here is the starting point: (4:21 AM)
Me:  https://masterbator45….house (4:21 AM)
bategrunt28:  Excellent. The post that caused me to message you. (4:22 AM)
bategrunt28:  However, I would make an alteration – no visitors without agreeing to become a house member, and no trips outside the house. The outside world is irrelevant to us. (4:22 AM)
Me:  I agree (4:24 AM)
Me:  if a member leaves, the punishment is to never be allowed to re-enter (4:24 AM)
bategrunt28:  Agreed. Excommunicated. (4:25 AM)
bategrunt28:  It would be unlikely any would leave, as physical force would be employed to prevent them from doing so. (4:25 AM)
bategrunt28:  The bate house is also a bate compound, a bate prison. You can enter, but never exit. (4:25 AM)
Me:  We should allow visitors (4:27 AM)
Me:  that will re-enforce the fact that visitors can come and go, but members may never  leave (4:28 AM)
bategrunt28:  And likewise re-enforce the moment when visitors agree to become members… some dont understand that membership is forever. (4:29 AM)
Me:  if a family member visits, they do so with the agreement that they will be exposed to naked, masturbating males openly and brazenly exposing their bate while watching porn (4:30 AM)
bategrunt28:  Firstly… I would submit that no female could visit ever. (4:30 AM)
bategrunt28:  Second… male visitors will constantly be solicited for membership, at all times. (4:30 AM)
Me:  I agree that no females allowed…this is a male-only society (4:31 AM)
bategrunt28:  Indeed. I have long yearned to be separated from females. An all-male society is logical, needed, and my great desire. (4:32 AM)
Me:  yes, it is my great desire too, to commune solely with males, building a bond between men to the greatest extent ever possible, (4:33 AM)
bategrunt28:  Affirmative. Females are illogical, bring discord, heighten emotion. I have no use for them. They interfere with male bonding. (4:34 AM)
bategrunt28:  Men should be around other men. Only. Exclusively. Always. (4:35 AM)
Me:  And males should be willing to offer their body and soul to strengthening the male bond (4:37 AM)
Me:  if a male wants me to nurse on his nipples to deepen the bond, I will do so gladly (4:38 AM)
Me:  I love my taint licked, so I will dutifully request a member to bond in that way (4:39 AM)
bategrunt28:  Quite right, brother. Men need to understand that their future lies with men. Nursing nipples, becoming familiar with ass, assisting with stimulation of PENIS, living together. The bate house is the beginning. A cult. A commune. (4:40 AM)
Me:  Yes, the house members will know each other intimately (4:44 AM)
Me:  every nook and cranny of their bodies (4:44 AM)
Me:  what each others anuses look like and smell (4:44 AM)
Me:  If a member is capable of receiving a 12 dong in his male hole (4:45 AM)
bategrunt28:  Oh yes – privacy will be annihilated within the bate house. First, were out in the middle of nowhere. A house or compound, totally isolated, secured, alone aside from the constant broadcast of internet cams within. (4:46 AM)
bategrunt28:  Second, the house has no doors – all removed. The bathroom is communal, open. (4:46 AM)
bategrunt28:  As with the bedrooms – all activities on display at all times. (4:47 AM)
bategrunt28:  We will be intimately familiar with each others buttholes. There is no other option. (4:47 AM)
Me:  If a member cums, one of his duties will be to cleanse other members manholes after they shit (4:48 AM)
Me:  either by toilet paper or their mouth (4:49 AM)
Me:  they decide but it must be done (4:49 AM)
bategrunt28:  Indeed, brother. I think every shit must be public. Seen. The bathroom might even have more than one toilet, so we can shit together. (4:49 AM)
Me:  yes, and in fact, toilets are only for shitting (4:50 AM)
Me:  pissing will have other rules (4:51 AM)
bategrunt28:  A communal bathroom installed within the compound. A row of toilets. No stall dividers. (4:51 AM)
Me:  for pissing, a member must receive and swallow one members urination daily (4:53 AM)
Me:  and when all members have received their daily piss drink (4:53 AM)
Me:  the members will then resort to peeing on another member in the shower (4:54 AM)
bategrunt28:  i would not be opposed to all house members both pissing into and receiving piss from other members. each of us doubles as a urinal. (4:57 AM)
Me:  Members will come to love the taste of other members urine and will most likely not want to have urine wasted (5:01 AM)
bategrunt28:  Correct. All urine would need to be disposed of within the mouth of another house member. House rule. (5:02 AM)
Me:  Once again, another way to deepen the male bond between house members (5:03 AM)

solosexpenismasturbator

damn, your conversation hits the bulls eye! fucking hot how you two connected. the bate house you invent here is exactly where i want to live. thnx 4 sharing.

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Most of us were raised in another faith, baptized when we were infants, confirmed before we understood what we were doing. If we are christians, we were made christians.

The same if we were raised jewish or muslim, it was given to us, imposed on us, and we were raised that way.

Now, as adults, we choose, and we need to publicly denounce the faith imposed on us as an important step.

Therefore, I am honored to offer that public space for you, if you wish. I invite you, if you choose, reblog this post, or add a comment, publically (yet anonymously) denouncing your previous faith.

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Do you wish to publically denounce your previous faith?

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I renounced Christianity three years ago, somewhat publicly. My reasoning then was that I didn’t want to be associated with those people who call themselves “Christian” but do not follow the teaching of Christ. This is still true. Christianity was spread by exploitation. It has always been a means of controlling followers by a few men who use fear as their message. I remain deeply spiritual, as I believe that all humans are connected, as are all things in the universe.

I am proud to be solosexual. I discovered the joy of masturbation when I was five years old, and I’ve been a masturbator ever since. I wasn’t always so proud; indeed my masturbation addiction was a source of shame and guilt.

I struggled to reconcile my spirituality with my sexuality. A little less than a year ago I came to realize that Penis is God and that my sexuality and my spirituality were one and the same. God made me a masturbator. This is who I am. God wants me to masturbate. Cock God wants me to honor Him by masturbating as much as I am able. Masturbation is a holy sacrament in which I worship God. It is my solemn duty to masturbate often, and God rewards me every time I do.

I am blessed to know that Cock is God. Most people are not so fortunate. I pledge myself as a Penis apostle to spread the knowledge of God Cock to all men who want to receive it, while realizing that it is counter to our culture. Our society would be vastly better if men could openly acknowledge that Cock is God, and could display their manhood and worship God Cock in all places. I pray to Lord Priapus that this day will come, and I promise to do my small part to help bring it about.

solosexpenismasturbator

solosexuality brings us closer to God, because Penis = God. the more we masturbate, the closer to our true nature we are. like you, Richard, i feel incredibly lucky to have been born a solosexual penis masturbator. your expression above is truth.

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fapeverydamnday

Declare yourself as a porn addict and a stroke pig. This is all that you are. Write this in your résumé. 

abraxasar

I declare that i’m exactly what you say. I’m a hopeless porn addict and a fucking stroke pig. I can’t stop stroking, edging & gooning. Porn and my stroke addiction owns me. Oink!

fapeverydamnday

Announce it to the whole fucking world. Change your name to masturbator addict. Change your religion to porn. Buy porn and live in your own filth. Wear a sign stating you will stroke and cum and oink for amusement. Obey whoever and whatever.

captaingoonersparadise

I tried to quit and escape.. and now after my relaps I’m returning as a penitent, hopeless gooner. I can’t quit because I’m such an desperate addict.

cronicmstrb8r

My life is a cronic porn addicted masterbator.. My aparmtent is covered in cum from 1000′s of hours of jacking off to an endless amount of babes and vaginas

chronicmeatb8

I’m a addicted masturbator. I hopelessly masturbate and shoot so much cum.

yourelderbator

YES, TUMBLR AND MASTURBATION CONSUME VAST AMOUNTS OF MY DAY…………….. I AM A MASTURBATOR,   SOLOSEXUAL MASTURBATOR.

masturbation365

Fuck yeah what else is as much pleasure?

malebate

I have to add my name this litany of of these other proud Tumblr porn masturbators.  Hoplessly, helplessly worshiping my engorged penis.  Stroking cock, shooting sperm

bensher501

I join you everyday fellow addicted and chronic masturbators! It’s a daily pleasure and nothing comes between me and my hard stiff masturbstor penis

solosexpenismasturbator

me too, penis brothers. penising the penis is what i live for. so much pleasure, stroking up & down, up & down, up & down, up & down. i fucking love playing with my penis for hours & hours!