then commit to the batorlife, bro.
THE PENIS TEMPLE
We believe the PENIS is holy and is to be worshiped through masturbation, whenever Penis calls upon us to do so and as often as we can.
We believe the PENIS is the very tree of life and all proud masturbators are required to worship at its altar whenever they are called upon to do so and by whatever means necessary to engage in masturbation.
We believe that proud masturbators, possessors of the PENIS, are Ministers of THE PENIS TEMPLE; ministering by allowing other men to observe their masturbatory service to the one true god, the PENIS.
We believe all proud masturbators are to place the needs of the PENIS first in their lives, forsaking all others. Neither parents, nor spouse, nor employment nor any other religious belief is to come before masturbating the PENIS.
We declare the PENIS is our all and all, our savior and our salvation.
We accept that the responsibility of masturbating the PENIS is placed before us to perform anywhere and at any time.
We affirm that we are blessed to have the privilege of being proud masturbators and acknowledge that there is no higher purpose than to masturbate the PENIS.
We pay our PENIS TEMPLE dues through the repeated masturbation of PENIS. Members should strive to masturbatorily worship the Penis at least seven times per week, and by no means should they limit masturbation to just once per day.
It is the responsibility of the proud masturbator to find a PENIS brother to masturbate with. They should minister to one another through the displaying of the Penis, verbal adoration of the Penis, encouraging each other to go deeper into their masturbatory worship of the Penis.
We proud masturbators indulge in deep popperbating while feeding our cocklust a strict diet of erect penis, bate and cumshot pics; penis, masturbation and cumshot vids; and we find and listen to repeatedly, peniscentric batecentric, solosexualcentric tunes, mantras, and podcasts, in order to drive us deeper into our devotion to the Penis.
We acknowledge that the seed of the PENIS is holy, and can be ejaculated wherever a proud masturbator sees fit.
We believe that at the beginning of any worship session of the PENIS, the following declaration is to be made: Praise the PENIS. The PENIS is holy. The PENIS is worthy to be praised and masturbated.
We understand that we should remain eternally grateful to to be Ministers of the Penis Temple; to be proud masturbators is a privilege reserved for a select few who truly worship the holy PENIS.
We strive to spread the word when and however we can that the PENIS is holy and the one true god and to bring followers into the fold whenever possible.
HAIL PENIS! HAIL MASTURBATION!