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BREAKING NEWS: Voters approve ballot measure on homosexuals’ penises regulation

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- Does that mean homos will now have to wear chastity cages?

- Yeah, bro!

- So cool, bro!

-  (Everyone chanting): CAGE THOSE FAGS!  CAGE THOSE FAGS!  CAGE THOSE FAGS!

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Meanwhile the gay rights activists…

“I just lost the right to get an erection and my father and brother voted to take it away from me. Fuck, that’s so hot!”

“I’m a second class citizen and now I have a second class dick, it feels so right!”

“This is probably my last erection but I don’t regret voting in a favor of banning gay boners, exchanging my vote for a football player’s used jockstrap was the best choice of my life!”