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“ “Day two as his personal lube bottle, I applied to the ad on Craiglist and brought over some KY jelly, hoping to make a quick $1000 bucks. But really he was buying me and my sperm. I really wish he’d let me go home already, but all...
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“Day two as his personal lube bottle, I applied to the ad on Craiglist and brought over some KY jelly, hoping to make a quick $1000 bucks. But really he was buying me and my sperm. I really wish he’d let me go home already, but all he does is sit there and masturbate. 

Already, my balls have increased in size to keep up with his constant arousal. I get up early and milk out a load for his morning wood, then stand over him all day and drip cum onto his dick while he jerks off. He wakes me up every night to squeeze out some cum for a midnight bate session.  I know I can leave at anytime but I can’t let his dick go dry can I?”

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Alexamindslave’s advice for rookie PORNosexuals, I: Forming a Relationship with PORN

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[NB: This is NOT, NOT, NOT my material, this is copied and pasted from @alexamindslave​‘s front page because these are words of wisdom for newbie gooners and it deserves more attention. Follow, like, and reblog @alexamindslave! Like, re-blog, and circulate so that more gooners learn how to go deeper into goon space for Goddess PORN!]

People read about me talking about my “intimate relatioship with PORN” and want to know how to develop their own.  Here are a few guidelines…

1) don’t have a significant other. this is cheating on PORN. if you have one and you can’t get out of it (e.g., marriage with kids), then swear off sexual contact with your sig other. your “sex organs” aren’t for sex. they are for masturbation. they are masturbation organs. they are for PORN. so, dodge sex with humans because it is cheating (unless your sig other is a PORN worshiper too, in which case, openly masturbate with his/her body. make sure she/he knows that is what you are doing. to it to each other. video it. even put it on a PORN tube site (there are creative ways of hiding identity if that is a concern to you.) Either don’t have a human sig other, have one without sex, or have one where you share PORN as your true love, and use your human relationship to further your relationship with PORN.

2) masturbate often. for long sessions. do it every day. at last a few hours. masturbate before sleep, when you get home, and when you wake up. masturbate in the shower. think about PORN when you do.

3) confess to PORN. talk to PORN. tell PORN how important it is. just like a human relationship, it is helpful to tell PORN how you area feeling.

4) don’t worry about the judgments of others. they don’t understand. what you are doing to yourself isn’t sick and wrong. it is holy and beautiful, amazing and special. relish in it. feel PROUD Of it.

5) when the urge to masturbate hits, that is you and PORN missing each other. always give in. at least for a few min. even just one touch. think “i love you PORN. i’l be home soon and then we can play.” and always play. when you masturbate, always do it with PORN or think of PORN. make up your own PORN fantasies in your head. share your deepest sexual desires with PORN.

6) PORN is your only true friend. weekends aren’t for others. weekends are for PORN and masturbation

7) lifestyle and habit changes always feel weird when you are making them. but a life with PORN begins with the little choices that turn into wonderful things. for example. let’s say you always watch football on Sunday in the fall. Stop. masturbate instead. spend time with PORN instead. choose PORN over that other thing you used to do. at first, it will feel strange, because you “always” watch the game. and people will talk about the game and you won’t know what happened because you were blissed out on PORN with your hand between your legs.  But after a few weeks, it will be normal to masturbate instead of watch the game, and if you watch the game, you’ll feel like you are missing out on PORN (because you are). so… that brings us to the next point.

8) when your friends ask you to go places socially, say no, and instead give that time to PORN. use social invitations that you formerly would have said “yes” to as a trigger to spend that time with PORN instead. and when you start, think “i was going to be with XYZ people, but i’m here with you PORN because you are far more important!”

9) tell PORN you love PORN. often. every time you edge. and several times during the day. every time you touch yourself, and especially when you think about PORN during the day. just think “i LOVE you PORN!”

10) think of your masturbation time as making love to PORN. do NOT let yourself be distracted or interrupted. and make the sessions last physicaly and emotionally as long as you can. give all your energy to this relationship.

i hope that helps you! being a PORN worshiper is a beautiful thing and being in an intense committed relationship with PORN is just so special. i hope more people find it, develop it, and learn to trust and depend on it.

[again, NOT my material, this is copied and pasted from @alexamindslave ‘s front page because these are words of wisdom for newbie gooners and it deserves more attention. If you’re not already, follow @alexamindslave, reblog and like her stuff, and always obey the commands of the PORN Goddesses featured on her blog. PORN loves you. PORN Priestess @alexamindslave knows how to properly repay Goddess PORN’s love.]

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GOONING: An Essay by Gooner Gob (MelbourneBator)

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I am a batetard child of gooning. I look up to it like a horny art student does their teacher. Respect and desire entwined. The respect I have for it is boundless, mainly because I believe gooning is boundless. It is to me a practice. With practice it becomes an art. As an art it is a dimension and it is that dimensional aspect which is a tool for the pursuit of betterment. Wonderfully, that betterment brings with it a community.

This love letter to gooning is in celebration of the community spun by TGR, and on their 5th Birthday.

The sight jolted me. A video online of another man in the throes of passionate penis devotion. He was reduced to animalistic simplicity, drooling, his tongue wagging, his face contorted in stupidity. It was something higher than masturbation. This man was gooning. I thought, I want to do that. I did not yet understand that gooning is not learnt, it is innate. We are born gooners, closer to animals than human beings, but as we grow, learn language and customs, we develop this thing called “self.” A consciousness of who we are in the world.

Gooning runs counter to this idea of self. Gooning is a stripping away of all the ideas, shames, fears that are burdened upon us as we grow. As we pursue gooning, we become batetards, goontards, utterly un-self-conscious.

Years and years of layering cannot be stripped away easily. This is why when men ask, “How do I goon?” I say that is not the right question.

Devoted gooning is a pursuit of that special dimension where we are animal. Or we are simply sensation. Or reduced to ourselves, the conscious aspect layered on by society is removed. We no longer think about our lives, our jobs, our futures, our pasts. We are devoid of self. This is why men say that during gooning, they feel that they become one giant penis.

Gooning leads you into a temple where you are stripped of everything except pleasure. You are stupid. You have unlearned everything except devotion to the massive erection you have sprung between your legs. Call it spiritual. Call it meditative. Call is stupid. It is all of those things. It is also a dream state.

Bate on brothers. Goon out. Become one giant penis with me and each other. Drool. Wag your tongues. Squat like monkeys. We are gooners. We are goontards. Batespread. Batesquat. Stoopid penising masturbators. We are stoopid. Stoopid together. Penis. Bate. Penis. Penis. Penis. Bate your penis. You are a penis masturbator. I am a goontard masturbator. I am a penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Gooner. Fuck yeah gooner. Gooner. You gooner. Me gooner.

We become better people when we are gooners. Respect for your innate self and a devotion to pleasure should open you up to seeing other men as gooners gone astray too. We are all gooners, only some are more advanced in their devoted practice and art than others. Now, more so than ever, this world needs gooning.

The discovery of TGR for this fledgling gooner was a day of great joy for me. To reach out and say, “I goon,” and to get a response that was “I goon too,” was like a message from a world far away that was peopled by guys like me. Over time I have met other gooners in person and felt a profound sense of belonging as we exposed our goonselves to each other. We need to celebrate this community, encourage each other, for if we do that, we will become a better world.

Happy Birthday to the guys at TGR. We are all enhanced by you.


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Another demonstration of how talented gooner Gob AKA MelbourneBator truly is. This was a complete course on “what/how/why” gooning. We are forever in awe of you. You are a real gooner superstar on your way to becoming a gooner god just like very few have become. We want you in our lives forever and so do our followers and readers. The world needs you shinning your light on gooning and teaching us more about it. We are flattered that you created a written piece just for TGR’s 5th Anniversary. That type of honor can never be forgotten. All we’ve done so far, we’ve done it for people like you: illuminated, talented, and special . We love you.

Goon on,
TGR Staff


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Prepare yourselves because this is probably one of the hottest voicemails you will ever hear in your whole life! It was left to us by our beloved Gooner Gob - a long time friend of TGR. You have already seen him on TGR… but it has been quite a while since we last saw him. There are so many ways we could describe this amazing voicemail: we could talk about his hot accent, his manly voice, about the things he says, and his invitation to all goones to goon with him. But we’ll keep this short so you can go straight to listening to this precious piece of audio. It’s already a classic that will be treasured by the gooning community for decades/centuries. We confess we were feeling a little territorial over this media and almost kept it exclusive for us. But we are good guys (and gooners!) and we promote one of the best traits prevalent in the gooning community: generosity. So go deep listening to Gooner Gob’s voicemail, gooners… you will certainly get so deep you may take forever to recover. Oh, and hey: no need to thank us. We’re all good pals. ;)

And Gooner Gob: you’re simply gorgeous and unique. Thanks for being there for us.


Goon on,
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From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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MelbournBator: such a hot edgebator and gooner, a proud solosexual.

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