[NB: This is NOT, NOT, NOT my material, this is copied and pasted from @alexamindslave‘s front page because these are words of wisdom for newbie gooners and it deserves more attention. Follow, like, and reblog @alexamindslave! Like, re-blog, and circulate so that more gooners learn how to go deeper into goon space for Goddess PORN!]
People read about me talking about my “intimate relatioship with PORN” and want to know how to develop their own. Here are a few guidelines…
1) don’t have a significant other. this is cheating on PORN. if you have one and you can’t get out of it (e.g., marriage with kids), then swear off sexual contact with your sig other. your “sex organs” aren’t for sex. they are for masturbation. they are masturbation organs. they are for PORN. so, dodge sex with humans because it is cheating (unless your sig other is a PORN worshiper too, in which case, openly masturbate with his/her body. make sure she/he knows that is what you are doing. to it to each other. video it. even put it on a PORN tube site (there are creative ways of hiding identity if that is a concern to you.) Either don’t have a human sig other, have one without sex, or have one where you share PORN as your true love, and use your human relationship to further your relationship with PORN.
2) masturbate often. for long sessions. do it every day. at last a few hours. masturbate before sleep, when you get home, and when you wake up. masturbate in the shower. think about PORN when you do.
3) confess to PORN. talk to PORN. tell PORN how important it is. just like a human relationship, it is helpful to tell PORN how you area feeling.
4) don’t worry about the judgments of others. they don’t understand. what you are doing to yourself isn’t sick and wrong. it is holy and beautiful, amazing and special. relish in it. feel PROUD Of it.
5) when the urge to masturbate hits, that is you and PORN missing each other. always give in. at least for a few min. even just one touch. think “i love you PORN. i’l be home soon and then we can play.” and always play. when you masturbate, always do it with PORN or think of PORN. make up your own PORN fantasies in your head. share your deepest sexual desires with PORN.
6) PORN is your only true friend. weekends aren’t for others. weekends are for PORN and masturbation
7) lifestyle and habit changes always feel weird when you are making them. but a life with PORN begins with the little choices that turn into wonderful things. for example. let’s say you always watch football on Sunday in the fall. Stop. masturbate instead. spend time with PORN instead. choose PORN over that other thing you used to do. at first, it will feel strange, because you “always” watch the game. and people will talk about the game and you won’t know what happened because you were blissed out on PORN with your hand between your legs. But after a few weeks, it will be normal to masturbate instead of watch the game, and if you watch the game, you’ll feel like you are missing out on PORN (because you are). so… that brings us to the next point.
8) when your friends ask you to go places socially, say no, and instead give that time to PORN. use social invitations that you formerly would have said “yes” to as a trigger to spend that time with PORN instead. and when you start, think “i was going to be with XYZ people, but i’m here with you PORN because you are far more important!”
9) tell PORN you love PORN. often. every time you edge. and several times during the day. every time you touch yourself, and especially when you think about PORN during the day. just think “i LOVE you PORN!”
10) think of your masturbation time as making love to PORN. do NOT let yourself be distracted or interrupted. and make the sessions last physicaly and emotionally as long as you can. give all your energy to this relationship.
i hope that helps you! being a PORN worshiper is a beautiful thing and being in an intense committed relationship with PORN is just so special. i hope more people find it, develop it, and learn to trust and depend on it.
[again, NOT my material, this is copied and pasted from @alexamindslave ‘s front page because these are words of wisdom for newbie gooners and it deserves more attention. If you’re not already, follow @alexamindslave, reblog and like her stuff, and always obey the commands of the PORN Goddesses featured on her blog. PORN loves you. PORN Priestess @alexamindslave knows how to properly repay Goddess PORN’s love.]
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