Addicted, chronic, lifelong penis masturbator. I've finally realized and accepted that I'm a total solosexual. I have sex just with myself, my hand stroking my turgid, erect penis. I compulsively masturbate my penis,. I penis on my penis. I consume boatloads of pornography, both pix and vids. My penis controls me, I'm owned by penis. I worship penis. I intend to always keep penis happy.
Shoutout to all the guys out there who masterbate and are not afraid to admit that they do it. As the saying goes: nobody knows how to please you like you do!