Hail Father, full of cum. Hallowed be thy name…Thy Kingdom cum…Thy Horny will be done…on Earth as it is in the Heaven of your Divine Balls:
I have been stirred by the Holy Spirit of Priapus to testify to other Brothers about my Cock faith. I have never felt a stronger spiritual experience than worshiping my Penis through the ancient ritual of gooning. It has stirred me to testify to why I worship the Almighty Phallus:
Unlike the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God, the Almighty Phallus is visible. I believe in Cock because I can not deny its awe-inspiring presence.
The Divine Penis also has awesome powers to magically grow into a bulging god of pleasure. As if by miracle!! The Mighty Cock blesses us with erections that melt away our stress and cure depression when ritualistically stroked and adored. I stand in awe of such healing powers.
Our Penis God is immortal. His Horniness is reborn when every young man is blessed with his first Holy Erection.
If every Man embraced the full-essence of his Penis then every kneel would bow to worship Cock today and forever! The Almighty Phallus is the King of Kings…cock of cocks!!
Cock unites men to embrace their masculine pride without shame or persecution. Whether gay, bi, or pan. The Divine Dick doesn’t discriminate between cocks.
The Almighty Phallus protects us through the Brotherhood. Brothers uniting in their love for Penis who can defend one another from those would deny them their phallic faith.
All that is asked in return from the Almighty Phallus is to dedicate your cum shots to his Glory. In addition, preaching the faith to Brothers who have yet to recognize the power of Phallus!!
In the name of Penis…Amen!!

