Anonymous asked:
stoopid-donger answered:
sup brah, yeah i know the feeling.
when i started working i was the same - even tho i wanted to stroke my dong 24/7, i was still going to work on time and focusing on my boring tasks, at least in the beginning.
in most cases it really depends on how your office works, but mine was the typical cubicle scheme, so no one could see what i was doing on my laptop, but i still got several people coming over there for work-related tasks, so i couldn’t just pull out my dong and stroke all day long.
if your situation is more or less the same, here are some tips that can help you:
- listen to batetracks whenever you’re doing repetitive tasks that you don’t really need to use your brain, or focus in any way - and try to do them as quick as possible so you can watch porn after you’re done
- don’t overachieve or let your boss know that you’re doing the tasks faster than he expects. make him believe that you’re just an average employee: not too bad, not too good. this way you’ll always be under the radar and therefore, more free to use your time as you wish.
- if you can’t expose your dick in your desk, schedule a meeting with yourself (if you use outlook or a similar scheduling software that allows others to know where you are). In this case,
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book a meeting room that you know you can lock the doors and relax while watching your porn - but don’t schedule nothing over 2 hours, otherwise you may get inquired about it. Have an excuse ready anyway, usually saying that you had a training session with someone from another department works.
- in case you can’t do the tip above, a bathroom break also works, and depending on how your office works, you can have one in the morning and two in the afternoon without anyone actually noticing. try not to make them longer than 30 mins, otherwise people will get suspicious.
- lunch breaks are also made for bating, so eat your food in a bathroom stall while watching porn, and edge yourself afterwards. don’t wash your hands after you’re done, the smell will help to keep you hard for the next hours.
- at your desk, if you can’t expose your dong but still have a bit of privacy, just cut a hole in your pocket and use it for easier access to your dong. you can stroke it freely and if someone comes, just pretend your looking for something in your pocket. by the way, that only works if you don’t wear underwear…but if you’re a bator i assume you don’t even know what they are anymore.
- finally, if you really want to get out of work, just skip it and spend the day at home, bating away. i used to do this at least once a week, but of course that got me in trouble real quick. luckily i met another gooner in japan who happened to be a doctor, and he helped me by giving me a paper that said that i have an injury on my back, making me unable to withstand long journeys sitting down on my desk. of course i played that in my favor and managed to negotiate my home-office job from that. of course i was really lucky to have this happened to me, but i’ll leave this as a tip because i would never imagine that this could be an option, but it was easier than i imagined. so gooners who are also doctors, help out a gooner bro in need!
i hope these tips are able to help you a bit bro, and don’t stop pumping that dong.


