Addicted, chronic, lifelong penis masturbator. I've finally realized and accepted that I'm a total solosexual. I have sex just with myself, my hand stroking my turgid, erect penis. I compulsively masturbate my penis,. I penis on my penis. I consume boatloads of pornography, both pix and vids. My penis controls me, I'm owned by penis. I worship penis. I intend to always keep penis happy.
Devoutly worshiping Penis in the Holy Sacrament of Masturbation. Penis is our Creator, our Lord and Saviour. It is our duty to masturbate Penis as much as we are able.