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Praise Phallus!!
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Sometimes we are so consumed with Cock that we ignore our perky balls. It is true that the phallus is the Staff of God but our cum-bag is the Giver of Life. It is is the Holy receptacle of our Sacred...
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Praise Phallus!!

Glory to the Hardest!!

Sometimes we are so consumed with Cock that we ignore our perky balls. It is true that the phallus is the Staff of God but our cum-bag is the Giver of Life. It is is the Holy receptacle of our Sacred Semen.

Thus, we must devote ourselves to kissing our perky balls in adoration. We must ritualistically shave them bare to draw the attention they deserve being Divine. Handle them with care because they are the giver of orgasms.

In the name of the Phallus, and His sons, and the Holy Semen…Ah…men!!

Yous in cock,

St. Richard the Horny

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