When your straight (now ex) friend spat you in the face, punched you in the gut and walked away you were devastated. You had been friends for 16 years and that was his reaction to your coming out? Needless to say, you didn’t think you’d see that guy ever again. And you certainly didn’t expect you’d be on your knees, a couple months later, licking his unshowered asshole while he masturbated to straight porn just to please him while his girl was unavailable. But let’s be honest, homo: we both know you dreamed about it day and night.
Hey fag, you done cleaning the toilet? Good, now make yourself useful and fetch me a cold one, then go wash my car. No, you can’t lick my shoes but if you do a good job I’ll let you have my used condom when I’m done banging your sister. You’re welcome. Now go, chop chop!





