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yoshint asked:

Your blog is fucking hot. By the way I have to ask you this. Have you ever got any side effects or got painful by using too much poppers? Like chest pain, back pain, ribs pain, short breath, etc. I have heard that using too much poppers could cause cancer like lung cancer. I don't know if that's true. I want to know your opinion about this subject. Thanks!

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Yes, I have experienced some side effects from poppers [over]use. The adverse effects for me normally come with a brand new bottle because obviously they’re at their most potent upon initial opening. The most common thing that occurs for me is that I sometimes get my snout just a little too close to the tip of the full bottle & a minuscule amount of liquid touches the skin of my nose & quite literally burns my nostrils. I now combat this by first dabbing a tiny bit of Neosporin [I have used Vaseline & Albolene, too, since they are never far from my reach & I have found both to be just as effective] around the rim of my nostrils & inner lining of my septum before I crack open the bottle to take a whiff. It sort of acts as a protective barrier if any of the liquid gets on/in my nose & I’m less likely to get any redness or rawness from the fumes.

The other thing that usually happens when I crack open a new bottle is that I tend to sort of overdo it. By this I mean that I either end up having a super intense, non-stop, drawn-out, hours-long popperbate edge sesh where I get deliriously dumb on my Dong & totally fucked up on fresh fumes morning into night, or alternately: I lose my load like 5 minutes into it & then just masturbate multiple times throughout the day–huffing those wonderfully powerful vapors each & every time I grease up to churn more sperm til I’m shooting blanks & can barely breathe. Due to the frequency of use in a relatively short span of time in either scenario, I will feel the negative effects the day after: my chest will feel tight, my breathing will be kind of shallow, I’m apt to cough a lot. It basically feels like bronchitis & the fact that I smoke cigarettes doesn’t help either. If anything, it makes it worse. Then, I just lay off for a few days & all is well.

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What also works for me when I can’t afford the possibility of chapped nostrils or heavy chest is that I simply pour a little bit of the poppers into a sock or a rag or one of my old jockstraps, let it absorb for a moment, & hold it over my nose [you needn’t press your nose or skin directly onto the spot where you poured the poppers, as that would be counterproductive]. I’ve been known to stuff the rag into a painter’s respirator mask & leave it on for the duration of my bate which is pretty fucking amazing, too & I am less prone to encounter any of the above-mentioned side effects.

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Lately, I’ve unintentionally moderated my poppers usage. In these summer months with the temperature rising to over 100 degrees every day, my “poppers” invariably become my natural body odor: I get stoned on the sweaty stink of my pits, my balls, & my asshole while I bate. From June to August, I am my poppers & I’ll only use amyl as needed to enhance & complement what is already the purest form of sensory perfection [my B.O.].

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As for whether or not poppers cause long-lasting adverse effects or cancer: I do not know. I had actually never heard that they could cause cancer, so I looked it up & this is what popp(er)ed up first on the Almighty Google [via hivplusmag.com]:

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Truth be told, I didn’t read past the headline or do any further research into the topic because FUCK IT. We’re all gonna die some day anyway. PLEASING PENIS is the PURPOSE to life, bro. Feed It what It wants & worry about it later, bator. Huff it up however, whenever, wherever, whichever way you can. My Dick deserves the world & all the excess & hedonism it has to offer It; doesn’t yours?

xxx backwoodsTrash