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alexandersaxon asked:

Are you a soloexual?

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Foremost & primarily, yes. I have, of course, had sex with several hundreds of people by now, but no one has come close to wholly fulfilling Me in the ways which I am able to fulfill Myself. See, I do not jerk-off. I have spiritual experiences. I am My Porn. I am My Poppers. I am My Penis. 

When I do take on partners, they are little more than objects to Me. I use them in the same manner as I would a Fleshlight or a dildo; they are merely holes to masturbate My Dong with or dongs to masturbate My Hole with. They are disposable sex toys. If I could chow down on My own Prick or deepthroat My own Balls or lap My own Asshole, I’d have absolutely no need for another person sexually ever again in this lifetime.

- backwoodsTrash