Perv version
I barely got through the entire Satanic Bible I’d start worshipping the dark lord and before i knew it thoughts of HIM would have me rock hard and jacking off in a powerful hypnotic trance better than any drug.

Trying to get that nut before train security arrests him as horrified families watch in shock. Old church ladies and little girls was his intended audience.
HAIL SATAN
I barely got through the entire Satanic Bible I’d start worshipping the dark lord and before i knew it thoughts of HIM would have me rock hard and jacking off in a powerful hypnotic trance better than any drug.
Draw me into it, man
Every time I hear of an Amber Alert. I want details! Jerkin off to what I hopes happening . Is it just me?