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Joe’s Penis

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Hi. I’m Joe and I don’t have time to really introduce more of my personality to you, other than the fact that I’m touching my fat dong meat. It’s what I do….constantly. I don’t think most of you get what I mean by that and if you do, you’re fisting your slippery, penis stick right now as you read my sticky words. I’m in the bathroom, right now on the floor, writing this in spurts because I have moments when my penis is yelling at me ‘Joe! Touch me, man!’ And I HAVE to touch penis. It’s so good to spit on him and go up and down, spiraling into dong dumbness. I start slobbering all over myself, moaning and massaging penis. My balls become huge and the intoxicating stench of man stink secretes into the air around me. It’s so fucking hot to just be a big hairy, man penis and let penis take initiative in our sex play. I get so stoopid sometimes on penis that my face twists and jaw stretches outward as if trying to envelop my hard cock with my mouth. Calling ‘peeeniss’ constantly, penis jumps and reacts to my attention. It’s so hard edging but feels so fucking delicious. Nursing from penis, I taste dribbles of sticky precum. Some escapes my warm mouth, falling on my chin but I don’t let any penis nectar go to waste, not even from my bate buddies. 

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-Rod Palmer, Expert Masturbator

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