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½/2016 - Opening a New Jar of Albolene

½/2016 – I imagine I’m not the only bator who hates to run out of Albolene.  I knew before Christmas that the tub I was using was running low and that it would have to be replaced soon or I would hit the bottom scraping the last few gobs as my bate was reaching its climax and I definitely did not want to be caught short in that most delicate situation.  While Christmas shopping in the Castro, I picked up a new jar of the best masturbation lubricant I know.  During yesterday’s New Year Bate I scraped the last gobs in order to properly lube my cock for the last strokes before the inevitable blast of cum.  As I de-tumesced during those afterglow moments, I tried to remember when I had bought the jar of this so valuable grease, but I couldn’t.  I also wondered how many loads this had assisted me in brewing.  I couldn’t remember, but I knew they had been wonderful.

Then I thought, what a great blog topic.  I don’t know how many of you lube your cocks with this marvelous masturbation aid, but I have seen many in BateWorld videos and on the Tumblr blogs I follow.  One of my BateWorld buddies even sends me photos of a magazine called Albolene.  It’s no longer published, but I wonder if I could find an old copy at that used porno shop, “The Magazine,” in San Francisco.  If I were able, the pages would probably be covered in dried cum and all stuck together.  I imagine that many of us have old bate fuel similarly and delightfully ruined.  They definitely are items to be treasured. Before films and the internet, for many of us, they were the most reliable bate fuel.

Anyway, back to my new jar of Albolene.  I am so excited to dip my fingers into this most delightful substance.  I can’t tell you how much I love that first anointing.  I feel like a teen bator all over again, every time, however at that time I was bating dry or using spit, Albolene is so much better for my penis. I’m glad I’m recording this in my blog, because this time I have the actual date of opening the jar of the precious substance.  Then when I finish the new jar I’ll have an approximate count of how many bates I can get from a jar.  I’ll be able to calculate how much each bate has cost me, because our beloved Albo is not cheap.  And then I could relay this information to the company and despite the fact that they market as a make-up removal product, they could also include a blurb, “Goof for so many bates.”  I rarely stick my dick in the jar the way San Francisco Natural Muscle does, but I love how it looks in his videos.  

I would like to hear about your experiences with Albolene and how many bates you have been able to squeeze out of a jar.  I promise to tell you the same when my new jar is empty. Happy Bating New Year, Boys!

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11/23/2016 - Masturbation Meditation - Meditative Masturbation

11/23/2016 – Masturbation Meditation or Meditative Masturbation, what is the difference or is there a difference?  Well let me define my terms first.  We all know what masturbation is and the deeper kind of masturbation we do here on BateWorld.  We don’t just masturbate to orgasmic ejaculation.  Sometimes we practice cum control and cum denial and marathon bates and bating with a buddy on cam or phone or chat, coaching each other to farther and farther edges, this is masturbation, bating the BateWorld way.

I’m sure most of you know what the word meditation means, that it is deep thought, frequently about our relationship with God. Some Buddhists practice it using something called a koan, a paradoxical statement which is said to lead to enlightenment.  Catholic monks often engage in a similar practice to deepen their relationship with God. Many non-religious persons use this to eliminate stress and distraction.  Quite simply it is concentrated thought without outside distraction.

The word meditative simply refers to how a person finds himself while meditating.  Usually the meditative mindset requires complete absorption in the thought which is being meditated.  

Now we add our favorite practice to the spiritual practice of meditation.  First of all, this is going to be very different from jacking off in the shower. Like a shower jerk off it is best to do this nude but not necessary.  The most essential things are those that are going to allow total focus. But in this case the mind and the penis are going to have to be in the same place.  When I masturbate I want all distractions to be far from me.  No music, no telephone, unless I’m going to phone bate.  Ideally there should be no outside stimulus, just penis hand and brain.  I have not yet been able to have such a pure meditative masturbation.  I sort of achieve this when I’m bating by myself in the steam room, but man, I like distraction like porn or other bators so I still have a ways to go.

But I’m not giving up, because I think that this kind of masturbation is probably the purest form that can bring a kind of oneness with the source of our being.  Sometimes, when my bate is particularly deep this can happen.  Also I believe the kind of gentle bating I have been doing while riding the bus approaches meditative masturbation.  I never achieve full erection during these bus rides, it’s just that the feelings in my penis and my entire body are so calming and peaceful, they really are like nothing I have experienced before.  I think I and we have much to learn from my/our penises. They are there to teach us if we are willing to give them a chance.  It really involves transcending the fears and residual prejudices we may still harbor in our brains against masturbation and give our penises full reign to lead us to more blissful and satisfying masturbatory experience.  This does not mean I am going to stop having the porn driven orgasmic ejaculations I love; it’s just another way of celebrating our love of penis and masturbation.

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11/24/2016 - Thanksgiving Bate Gratitude

11/24/2016 – Happy Thanksgiving – it seems appropriate to give thanks for the many blessings we’ve received.  But as masturbators and members of a bating fraternity our gratitude may seem a bit skewed to those who are not of our Penis Brotherhood.  Even within the membership of BateWorld I’m willing to bet that there is a wide array of opinions on where our penises, bating and BateWorld stand on gratitude lists.  But for me, more and more each day my gratitude for my membership on BateWorld and my relationships with my Penis Brothers has grown by leaps and bounds. The number of times I have derived such exquisite bating pleasure from stroking my cock with a brother bator is gargantuan, and the generosity I have received from my bate buddies has been far beyond my wildest expectations.  Just in the past couple of weeks I have reached such bating heights I did not think possible, both in giving and receiving.

My blog has also been the source of countless pleasures both for me and, from the responses I’ve received, for a wide array of fellow bators, I detect that they are much appreciated.  Back in September when BateWorld was under cyber-attack I began to publish my blogs on Tumblr as well, fearing that the attacks would shut down BateWorld permanently.  The unanticipated result was that I acquired many readers who are not members of BateWorld. This distribution expansion resulted in new readers, new comments and reblogging making my blogs available to a much wider audience and one of those new readers in response to my “Penis Temple” blog commented that the blog had induced an excellent cum load.  This is the stuff of which a writer’s wet dreams are made.  And so this would have to be another item on my gratitude list.

To enumerate some of the other cyber causes demanding mention on a bator’s gratitude list, some would be the other sources of batefuel on the internet.  At the top of my list are the wonderfully erotic stories on Nifty which are probably too numerous to count like the loads I’ve blown while reading them.

But I would be remiss if I did not include three very important non-cyber gifts, they are my ever-ready penis, my bate hand and the hours of joy I keep deriving from my expanding bate practice which at the end of the day is what fuels my blogs.  

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