½/2016 - Opening a New Jar of Albolene
½/2016 – I imagine I’m not the only bator who hates to run out of Albolene. I knew before Christmas that the tub I was using was running low and that it would have to be replaced soon or I would hit the bottom scraping the last few gobs as my bate was reaching its climax and I definitely did not want to be caught short in that most delicate situation. While Christmas shopping in the Castro, I picked up a new jar of the best masturbation lubricant I know. During yesterday’s New Year Bate I scraped the last gobs in order to properly lube my cock for the last strokes before the inevitable blast of cum. As I de-tumesced during those afterglow moments, I tried to remember when I had bought the jar of this so valuable grease, but I couldn’t. I also wondered how many loads this had assisted me in brewing. I couldn’t remember, but I knew they had been wonderful.
Then I thought, what a great blog topic. I don’t know how many of you lube your cocks with this marvelous masturbation aid, but I have seen many in BateWorld videos and on the Tumblr blogs I follow. One of my BateWorld buddies even sends me photos of a magazine called Albolene. It’s no longer published, but I wonder if I could find an old copy at that used porno shop, “The Magazine,” in San Francisco. If I were able, the pages would probably be covered in dried cum and all stuck together. I imagine that many of us have old bate fuel similarly and delightfully ruined. They definitely are items to be treasured. Before films and the internet, for many of us, they were the most reliable bate fuel.
Anyway, back to my new jar of Albolene. I am so excited to dip my fingers into this most delightful substance. I can’t tell you how much I love that first anointing. I feel like a teen bator all over again, every time, however at that time I was bating dry or using spit, Albolene is so much better for my penis. I’m glad I’m recording this in my blog, because this time I have the actual date of opening the jar of the precious substance. Then when I finish the new jar I’ll have an approximate count of how many bates I can get from a jar. I’ll be able to calculate how much each bate has cost me, because our beloved Albo is not cheap. And then I could relay this information to the company and despite the fact that they market as a make-up removal product, they could also include a blurb, “Goof for so many bates.” I rarely stick my dick in the jar the way San Francisco Natural Muscle does, but I love how it looks in his videos.
I would like to hear about your experiences with Albolene and how many bates you have been able to squeeze out of a jar. I promise to tell you the same when my new jar is empty. Happy Bating New Year, Boys!
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