There is something about myself that I must continue to accept. Once it was difficult. Once I fought it, resisted it, tried to escape it. And lately I have learned to not only accept it, but to embrace, and enjoy it and proclaim it joyously. It’s not with pride that I make the proclamation. But is no longer with shame.
I consider myself a True Masturbator.
A True Masturbator:
knew from day one that he loves masturbation;
prefers masturbating his Penis to any other sexual act performed upon his Penis or his body by any other person or groups of people;
enjoys perfoming sexual acts on other’s bodys and cocks but will not permit another to bring him to orgasm;
devotes free time to masturbation; sets aside money for items and purchases items which he thinks will enhance his masturbation experiene, i.e. cock rings and slings, masturbation sleeves, poppers (if healthy for his use), vibrators, potions and pills, books and dvds, and anything which he sees and can conceivably imagine in his wildest fantasy will be useful for bringing masturbatory pleasure to his cock;
tries to connect with other True Masturbators to determine if he is alone out there in the universe or if there are others who know what it means to be obsessive and compulsive about masturbation and constant in practice of masturbation;
prefers porn which shows other guys completely lost in their masturbatory experience;
sets aside hours, days, weeks, weekends, vacation days, vacation weeks for the sole purpose of uninhibited masturbation;
is often disappointed when having ejaculated or had an orgasm, knowing that the time for masturbation is over temporarily, because he wants to masturbate forever and thinks that when it comes down to it, all he really truly wants to do is masturbate his penis;
he sometimes feels guilty about being such a Compleat Masturbator, or he feels ashamed when masturbation is ridiculed because he knows how deeply he truly LOVES masturbating his PENIS, and is disappointed that others can be so cavalier and dismissive about the truly sacred act of Masturbation;
has turned his periodic shame and guilt about masturbation into profound joy when he is alone and masturbating;
has profound respect and admiration for those whom he regards as masturbation mentors, such men as have demonstrated a real talent for masturbating which inspires and encourages him to greater abandonment to that which brings the greatest and highest masturbatory pleasure;
seeks the fellowship of other True Masturbators to share what he has learned and to learn from others who are more experienced in the Way of True Masturbation;
doesn’t like the terms jacking off, or jerking off, wanking and all the other slang terms, because of their implications which reduce masturbation to so much less of a sacred act than he knows it to be in reality;
observes that most of his life has become centered around masturbation. Even periodic abstinence is a way to prepare for a more pleasurable and lengthy masturbation session;
loves cyber/internet masturbation clubs and groups because he knows that it presents the best possibility for finding authentic honest True fellowship with True Masturbators.
These are just some of the basic characteristics of a True Masturbator.
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I am. I declare with a clear mind and misty eyes, that I am a True MASTURBATOR. My Joy is my Penis and Masturbating it. I love my Masturbator Mentor, Brothers and Student as much as I love my Penis. For I have been blessed as Bearer Of Phallus. I have male sex organs hanging between my legs. Powerful Penis and Testicles that produce Sperm. Prostate Gland buried behind my Anus. I stimulate my sex organs with abandon every chance I get. I don’t ever want to stop. I am addicted to my Penis. I am in Love with my sex organs. I AM A SON OF ONAN! I AM MASTURBATOR!! I AM A VIRILE MAN!
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I am a True Masturbator. I love my Penis. I worship Penis. I am a priest of Penis. I perform His sacred and holy Sacrament of Masturbation many times a day at every opportunity from when I awaken in the morning through when I retire in the evening.
I love you, my brothers of the Penis Brotherhood. We are a proud and select community. We are called to worship Penis through masturbation. Give thanks for this wonderful gift, and for the opportunity to share and learn from each other.
Bate on, bros! Never stop. Hail Penis!