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A BATOR’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION PLEDGE-

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To MY BATOR BROTHERS-
In 2016 I resolve to GIVE IN TO PENIS MORE. PENIS is BEAUTIFUL… PENIS is ATTENTION GETTING… PENIS is DEMANDING OF HIS PLEASURE. The PLEASURE HE RECEIVES is the PLEASURE HE GIVES. And the PLEASURE HE GIVES, I WANT to be MORE ADDICTED TOO. Even for a FEW MINDFUL SOFT TOUCH-FLASHING EXPOSED- UNCUMMED MOMENTS, I resolve to GIVE IN TO PENIS WHEREVER I AM. I am be driving, I may be in a store, I may be at work, or I may be traveling; WHEREVER I AM and WHEN HE CALLS, when HE TINGLES, WHEN HE JUMPS WITH DEMANDING EXCITEMENT; I WILL HEED THE CALL & GIVE IN to the EUPHORIC FILLED ATTENTION that HIS BEAUTY SO RIGHTFULLY DEMANDS.
THIS is my PLEDGE, SACRED BROTHERS… WHO IS WITH ME??
HAIL COCK- PLEASURE PENIS- HONOR HIM WITH SPREAD LEG PRAISE! FOREVER MASTURBATING PENIS!
YOUR EVER FAITHFUL DISCIPLE OF PENIS-
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Yes! I am with you. One of my new year promises.

Hail Penis! Hail Glorious Penis!!!

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2016 Masturbation Promises

Happy 2016 to my brothers, members of the Penis Brotherhood! I have made a few new year promises (not resolutions for self improvement, for I’m perfect as I am, as you’re perfect as you are). First and foremost is to masturbate more often in longer sessions. I invite and encourage all of you to follow me. Feed and strengthen your natural addiction.

My second promise is to write a short article about once a week. I will write with my right hand as I stroke Penis with my left hand. This is the first. Each will be illustrated by either a recent selfie photo or a masturbation track from my SoundCloud account.

The new name of the blog “Richard’s Solosexual Masturbation Blog” reflects the evolving theme of the blog. You will find articles about the joys of masturbation, photos of naked men enjoying masturbation, and close-up photos of penises (including my own) being masturbated.

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Feel free to reblog and, better still, message me. If you prefer Kik my userid is the same as Tumblr, @richardsdicks. My SoundCloud userid is @richardsdick (no final s). I love to hear from bator brothers, and I promise to reply.

Bate on, brother members of the Penis Brotherhood! Masturbate always. Worship Penis in his sacred sacrament of masturbation as often as you can wherever you are. Hail Masturbation! Hail Penis!!!

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For many guys, Masturbation is just a quick, 15, 20 minute physical act to bring some pleasure and release some stress. The truth is that Masturbation, when done chronically, obsessively, as the most important thing in our lives, will leads us to experience true happiness. We will become a more satisfied person. Guilt will melt away and it will give way to Lust and extreme pleasure instead. Our happiness will not depend on something or somebody outside our bodies.

When we practice Masturbation as a religion, dedicating our lives, not to an absent god but to a God that is always with us, Lord Cock, life takes on a different meaning. I encourage us to allow Masturbation to control our lives. Become a true Masturbator. Creating our own rituals of Masturbation or worship with others. Not be afraid to surrender all control to God Cock. He will guide you to a paradise of pleasure that you will never want to leave.

The answer to stress, depression and finding the purpose of life is all in Masturbation.

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We are the Penis Brotherhood. Penis is God. We are his priests. We worship Penis through the sacred sacrament of Masturbation, which we are called to perform as often as possible wherever we are.

Hail Masturbation! Masturbate always. Hail Penis!

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The Satanic Path

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If you wish to serve in HIS kingdom, you must be willing to grovel in the dirt, naked, before HIS throne. You must be willing to dig your fingernails and cocks into the earth while welcoming the fuck of a demon up your ass. You must wear upon your body the ‘mark of the beast’ and know that you are HIS eternal slave and fuck. You must chant HIS name over and over while masturbating and must be willing to piss upon the sacramentals of false theologies that preach sexual abstinence rather than sexual indulgence. You must be willing to imitate HIM in sucking every cock presented to you and you must be willing to CUM in HIS name. Your first and last thought of each day must be in HIS image and be homosexual in nature. You must immerse yourself  deeper and deeper into GAY porn and acknowledge the majesty of every queer fetish. We are not normal by societal standards but rather secretly and sexually perverted in HIS glory. We are to be known only to each other and without secret as regards our need for sexual gratification. What ‘sins’ I have committed, I confess to you and what ‘sins’ you have committed, you confess to me. In that manner, we fuck and fornicate with and upon one another. It is our way and it started when we first masturbated. We knew we would never quit. It was the key to the door

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HAIL INFERNAL SATAN AND ALL HIS PERVERTED DEMONS

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Penis is my God. I worship and adore Penis. I love Penis and serve HIM always.

Hail Masturbation! Hail Penis!

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Masturbation shame converted to freedom

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For the longest time I felt so ashamed that I loved masturbating.  But as I grew older I learned that all that matters is doing what makes me happy.  It is so refreshing to find groups such as yours that validates what all men know. I love masturbating.  I love the pleasure I feel as I spray my seed. I love worshiping my penis.  I love feeding my penis the porn it craves.  I am now a chronic masturbator and  love it.

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Hail Masturbation! Hail Penis! Hail the Penis Brotherhood!

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compulsivejoaddict asked:

TO MY MASTURBATION ADDICTED BROTHERS: I proudly proclaim that I am one of you. With each passing month and year, masturbating my penis consumes more of my waking hours. Obligations that take me away from porn and my penis feel like a waste of valuable time. Just knowing that my next bate session is approaching gets my balls twitching. When I'm gazing at porn with my erect penis in my hand, I feel that I'm finally "home" doing the only thing I truly love. Bate on, my BROTHERS!

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Hail Brother! HAIL THE PENIS BROTHERHOOD!

Like you Brother, I feel I’m my most authentic self when I’m deep in the BATEHOLE.

Stoned and greasy boned, poppered up in a glazed-eyed spit drooling PENIS STUPOR, fulling surrendered to PENISBLISS, while pumping my PENISBRAIN with looping PENISCENTRIC BATECENTRIC sounds and images,

I think to myself, “this is who I am, this is all I really want to do, every fuckin day!”

Get your proud PENISES erect, Brothers, and be your authentic selves- MASTURBATORS!

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I acknowledge being chronically addicted to penis masturbation. It’s an important part of who I am. Masturbation has been a critical need for my entire life. I can’t remember a time when I haven’t needed to masturbate. It’s as much a need as eating. There have been times when I haven’t been able to eat. There have been times when I haven’t been able to masturbate. Both have been unpleasant. One is as important as the other.