Masturbation is the highest and greatest form of sexual activity. Masturbation towers over all other forms of sex because it is the most selfish, and therefore self-loving and self-affirming path to sexual pleasure. Masturbation is safe. Masturbation is pleasurable. Masturbation cannot result in the burden of parenthood. Masturbation cannot spread disease.
Masturbation is good. The only thing “wrong” with masturbation is having any feeling of guilt or shame associated with it. Masturbation is wholesome and natural. No one is ashamed of urination; there is no reason to have any feeling other than pride in masturbation. All men should masturbate at least once a day, and preferably many times a day. A man can never masturbate too much. Constant masturbation is the ideal.
Masturbation is meditation. The Creator gave humans rhe gift of masturbation. The nearness of the Creator is felt through worship in the meditation of masturbation
True masturbators regards masturbation as an art form. They spend as much time as possible developing their masturbatory skills. The talent of hand or sex toy to bring blissful rapture to cock or cunt is unlike any other form of sex. Masturbators proudly declare that they masturbate frequently. They celebrate masturbation.
Men and women whom society, preachers, rabbis, teachers, or parents have led to believe that masturbation is disgusting, pathetic, degrading, weak, or nasty have been robbed of their birthright. They have been lied to, cheated, and deceived.
The suppression of masturbation is even worse than the laws prohibiting free display of the naked human body. Masturbation should be a legal public activity; however, like any form of prayer or meditation it is best done in a place where the masturbator can achieve a mystical participation.
Penis is divine. Masturbators worship Penis in his Sacrament of Masturbation. Masturbation is Adoration, and masturbators need to perform this glorious sacrament as often as possible.
Masturbate constantly, never stop! Hail Masturbation!