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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gooningout

So we just listened to HairyGooner resisting the urge to jizz. In this last part of his looooooong voicemail, we hear him poppering up and babbling like a fucking stooopid gooner towards goontardland. We’re left with somewhat of a cliffhanger because even though he moans saying “I can’t hold it” we’re not sure if he jizzed or not. Either way… well, the result is inimportant. In gooning we treasure the journey.


Dear HairyGooner,

It’s cool to share your whole gooning session with the world. But several installments make it harder for our readers to keep up with it. We advise all of you to leave voicemails during your gooniest moments instead of sending several in one go. It clogs up our machine and it’s just complicated to link them all. But if you still want to share the whole thing, in that case it’s better to send a single audio file for download instead of using the voicemail machine. Or even better: be bold and send a video. Gooners will love it even more.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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SO hot. Penis jolted from this!

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This just never gets old

Source: gooningout
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iampenis:
“cockaholicuk:
“I’m in deep love with my Cock
He is my best friend, lover and favourite toy and will always be my pride and joy. He is why I’m a life long bator and solosexual, I can’t get enough of him. He is so very beautiful to me.
I...
cockaholicuk

I’m in deep love with my Cock

He is my best friend, lover and favourite toy and will always be my pride and joy. He is why I’m a life long bator and solosexual, I can’t get enough of him. He is so very beautiful to me.
I make deep passionate love to him every day, or as much has he demands, he loves to be slowly caressed and spoken to, there’s many times during the day he needs my full attention, I touch him gently and softly while I tell him my plans for the day and the long passionate hours I will make love to him.
I never wear underwear and have holes cut out of all my pockets so I can touch and fondle him in public. In return he gives me spasms of pure euphoria and ecstasy which are beyond words. Just talking about him fills me with love and admiration for Him.
My cock I love him so so much. I dedicate my life to you my beautiful beautiful cock.

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Ohhh so hot when we talk about how we get off on penis. PEENus makes me gag with pleasure and moan til I pass out from penisbliss

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Ohh Penis unf

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Just wanted to let the fellow Penis pervs know that I’m heaving as I write this…my penis is staring straight up at me. Drool is falling from my mouth and my pelvis is gently convulsing to fuck my fist. My penis makes me so fucking stupid, I just ungh, I just say such perverted thoughts to it as I’m stroking. I once told my PEENis if I could bend him backwards I’d stick him in my ass crack to fuck myself because he arrouses me that much. And after he’d Penismilk himself inside of me, I’d bend over to suck away any remnants he left. Just a dream but at least I can still taste Penis fluids. Regardless, Penis seminal fluids will be inside of me some kinda way