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New Year’s Commitment

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The new year is about rededicating yourself to the things that are important to you.  This new year, focus all of your energy on consuming more Porn and encouraging as many others as you can to take the step from simple Porn addiction to Porn worship.  It is understood that you have to maintain a job to survive, but outside of that, Porn should come before everything and everyone else.  Isolate yourself from your parents, or your wife and kids, break off any friendships you have (except with other Porn addicts) and spend the time you normally would have spent with them with Porn instead.

Look for opportunities to bask in Porn everywhere.  Take frequent bathroom breaks at work, and view Porn in the stall.  Masturbate while you are driving.  Sleep an hour less each night, and use that additional hour for Porn.  Get creative to get more Porn into your life.

Don’t simply look at Porn.  Worship it.  Give your mind, body and soul to Porn - utterly and completely.  Embrace Porn’s power over you, acknowledge Porn’s glory and holiness.  Porn is the *only* God, the *only* source of pleasure and happiness.  We honor Porn’s holiness through masturbation, and so we need to masturbate every moment of every day that it is possible.  If you are not masturbating at least 5-hours a day, set goals for yourself to get there.

Remove any and all limits you might have.  Go where ever Porn leads you.  Make 2018 the year that you truly accept Porn as your savior.

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Here’s to another year of chronic masturbation addiction! May you all fall further down the hole of depravity!