Just get home from work and what’s the first thing I do??? GET MY GOONSTICK OUT
Pot makes me penisbrained. Penis made me dick my bong. My dong in my bong. Making stoner porn. Porntard loserbating his fuckstick.
One week ago:
-I didn’t smoke pot
-I only masturbated 3 times a week
-I washed my clothes once a week
-I wore different briefs and socks every day
-I used deodorant
-I used soap in the shower
-I showered daily
-I thought I was smart
-I didn’t take bate breaks at work
-I was never late to work because I couldn’t stop bating
-I kept my room clean
-I cooked good meals instead of just making a frozen pizza or ordering delivery
-I didn’t do stupid penis dares, like spreading my albolene all over myself (right pic)
-I went out with friends and went to parties
-I wasn’t a bator in the brotherhood
I’m falling into the batehole and I’ve only just started… my new addiction is taking over my entire brain. Now all I can do is bate, bate, bate and never stop thinking about bating. I need this. I am this.
I can’t wait to get stupider.
Self Love: the only true love
Masturbation is the only Truth. Be blank to Penis. Ride the edge of bliss



