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Marketing materials behind the paywall on Coach’s private site:

Baseball season is under way. Our players have been working with our training staff all school year to ensure their bodies are in peak form for the season. 

Come out to see a home game. We think you’ll enjoy yourself. We’ve made sure their uniform pants are especially tight fitting. And if you see a player you like and wonder what might be under that uniform, you just have to become one of Coach’s elite scholarship donors and you can not only see what’s under that uniform, you can taste it and you can touch it and … well, pretty much do whatever you want. 

Can’t make up your mind about which player to experience? Remember there are discounts for multiples. The more you order, the lower per-player price.

They all have their bats and balls ready and are waiting for you to slide into home. What are you waiting for?