Addicted, chronic, lifelong penis masturbator. I've finally realized and accepted that I'm a total solosexual. I have sex just with myself, my hand stroking my turgid, erect penis. I compulsively masturbate my penis,. I penis on my penis. I consume boatloads of pornography, both pix and vids. My penis controls me, I'm owned by penis. I worship penis. I intend to always keep penis happy.
how can you tell when you’re descending into Penis
what words or ideas come up? what is the experience like? when you know you’re getting penis stroking on the mind, what happens to you, man? i wanna know
when two or more men join in masturbation, they are actually creating genital understanding. that spark of shared experience when one man sees another as a male in need of penis release; the same as he too has no doubt felt at some point in the past. and how the resonance of the male bodies revealed plainly to one another speaks to our capacity for empathy with our male brothers, worldwide. by melding man’s primal needs with his communal ones into a pleasueable pastime, we open ourselves to new opportunities for uniquely Male bonding and community, sexual satisfaction, acceptance and healing, and relief. to actually share in the bliss of having and stroking a dick reaps benefits for the man who relieves himself as well as the man who witnesses another in such a vulnerable state.
does any of this pulse with anyone out there?
i would invite you to regard male masturbation and male mutual masturbation not as a substitute for sex, not as cheating or infidelity, and not as a source of shame or guilt… instead, as a function of our being male. routine maintenance we perform and observe with our friends when we are ripe for it; for when we want to be deeply encouraged or quickly refocused. part of our shared male sexuality that we may express alone or together. then, what else could masturbation be used for? think of the possibilities of this used between men
Besides the obvious (a nice pair of tits, a tight pussy, and a sweet ass), what gets you goin’ bro? Here’s a few of our favorite things that can get a dude all juiced up!
1. WORKING OUT
For alotta dudes, a strenuous workout can cause you to get a little excited…
For obvious reasons, like adrenaline and testosterone, a dude can often find himself on the receiving end of an epic hard on post-workout session!
Don’t panic dudes, just go with it. It’s nature’s way of tellin’ you “Nice work, bro, no go out and get some well-deserved pussy!!!!
2. A SAUNA OR STEAM
Related to the workout boner is the steam room or sauna boner.
The relaxing and theraputic heat of a sauna or steam, combined with the endorphins pumping through your veins are enough to make any red-blooded bro pop a bone!
It’s perfectly normal. In fact, if you could see underneath all those towels, a surprising number of other dudes in the steam room with you are probably hiding their own bone! LOL!!!
You just gotta be careful here… Showing wood in the steam room may send the wrong signal. You don’t want some homo makin’ any unwanted moves on ya!!
Your little brother is gonna do whatever he wants, it’s your call how obvious you wanna be. If you’re all alone in there, let your tent pole out, brah!
3. GUNS
Despite any controversy about gun ownership, there’s no denying the obvious connection between guns and dicks.
A gun is basically a powerful extension of your junk, and it makes sense.
So, when a dude gets excited firing off a few rounds, it’s completely understandable…
Hell, I used to chub up as a teenager firing my dad’s hunting rifle! I totally get why bros get off with a piece in their hands…
Admittedly, some dudes might take it a bit too far…
I mean that just looks gay to me. LOL!
Damn dude, you compensatin’ for something there?
I’d watch out where you point those things! HAHAHAHA!
4. GETTING A TATTOO
I think this one is related to the intensity of the pain that getting a tattoo can cause…
My girlfriend calls it the “pleasure of pain”. You might be one of the many bros out there for whom a little bit of agony makes for a whole lot of horniness! LOL!!
I say let your freak flag fly! Just hope your tattoo artist doesn’t mind!
5. POT / BOOZE
This one seems obvious, but it must be acknowledged that weed and alcohol, while generally considered depressants, can “bring out the most” in a dude in the right circumstances…
Alotta dudes will get pretty hard takin’ those first couple tokes (including yours truly). Don’t worry brah, it happens to the best of us!
Aren’t many of us who can claim kickin’ back with a brewski or a blunt hasn’t made us even hornier than usual!
You got nothin’ to be ashamed of, bro. So drink up…
Smoke out…
…And let nature take it’s course!
So, brah, what gets you jacked up? Leave a comment and let us know!