Addicted, chronic, lifelong penis masturbator. I've finally realized and accepted that I'm a total solosexual. I have sex just with myself, my hand stroking my turgid, erect penis. I compulsively masturbate my penis,. I penis on my penis. I consume boatloads of pornography, both pix and vids. My penis controls me, I'm owned by penis. I worship penis. I intend to always keep penis happy.
..†My condolences,
I'll shed a tear with your family, I'll open a bottle up, pour a little bit out in your memory,
I'll be at the wake dressed in all black, and
I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye†...